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08.06.2025 05:32

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Unacceptable again!

Nuts and Butts

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Hello, I have a question about astral projection. I started to get interested in this a little while after my mum passed in april. I thought I may be able to see her and speak with her if I managed to achieve astral projection. Since this interest, every time i sleep on my back I go into sleep paralysis. However, I cant progress into astral projection because it is very scary for me as I feel like I'm suffocating when this happens. I panic and force myself to wake up. This only ever happened about once a year before this. It sometimes lasts a long time. This has happened about 3 times per week since my mum died, as mentioned on a previous post. I no longer try to go into it anymore(due to the suffocating feeling), but it still happens. I read that sleep paralysis is the pathway to astral projection. Why has this started to happen so frequently since simply taking an interest in it? Is this connected to the afterlife? I am concerned about it as I now cannot seem to stop this happening. Could it be my mum trying to communicate? Im asking due to more knowledge around this in this group.

Another attempt resulted in ...

Just Forget it!

Catatonics & High Colonics

A Giant Mouth Has Opened on The Sun And Even It Looks Surprised - ScienceAlert

Hysterias & Posteriors

Loons and Moons

So, the docs changed it to read

Trump's "They're Eating Cats and Dogs" quote has become a meme. Would this help him get elected? I hope you can be impartial when responding to this question. Thank you

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

They put up a sign reading

My parents force me (15yo atheist) to go to church, and there’s this thing called Small Sundays where we discuss the Bible in groups, there are questions asked about the Bible. What am I supposed to do when they ask?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

So they tried

How do people break a narcissist man's ego?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Capivasertib given to breast cancer patients in Wales for first time - BBC

Thumbs down again.

No way

Next, they tried...

What is better, 4 more years of Trump with the media trying to hurt him, or 8 years of DeSantis with the media licking booty, or 4 to 8 years of RFK with the media hating on him all the time? (Biden is not an option, he can't win)

No, not a chance

Still no good.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Something Mysterious Is Hidden Deep Beneath the Pacific Ocean, and Scientists Can’t Explain It - The Daily Galaxy

Still no good

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Minds and Behinds

Washington governor activates National Guard in search for accused killer, Travis Decker - KATU

Freaks and Cheeks

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

What legal actions can be taken if a neighbor's unleashed dog causes harm or injury?

Then came..

No go.

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